BRB

Ok this is for all you dumass morons out there. I’m going to explain what BRB means. Firstly BRB is an acronym for Be Right Back. If you don’t know what acronym means you can go to dictionary.com and look it up. If you don’t know what a dictionary is then shut up and leave. Since I never underestimate the predictability of stupidity I have no time for you.

Now when you say you’ll be right back that implies that you’ll be gone for a short period of time. Hence the use of the word RIGHT. If you’re going off to do something don’t say you’ll be right back because obviously that won’t take 10 minutes. Anything longer than 10 minutes is not categorized under the term “right” SO STOP DOING THAT. If you’re going to be back in half an hour then fucking SAY SO. Don’t be an inconsiderate ass and keep someone thinking you’ll be back when you obviously have other plans.