The Annoying Chick

Today at lunch the annoying chick surprised everyone.

But first I'll give you an idea of what she looks like. She is really really REALLY skinny. She isn't the gross anorexic skinny but close enough. She does however look very sickly. She believes that you'll get skin cancer simply from being in the sun for 5 minutes. So she almost looks like she has some sort of vitamin D deficiency. Its really rather creepy.

Ok so for the past few days the annoying chick has been just drinking what looks like milk at lunch time. One chick asked her what she was eating and she pointed to the milk like substance. And the chick said "omg that's all you're having? How can you do that?" To which the annoying chick replied "I need to lose 5 pounds"

Well my god you should have heard the loud gasp from everyone within earshot. The annoying chick says that her pants are starting to get tight and its easier to drink her milk like substance instead of going out and buying new clothes.

A few of us left to spend the rest of the lunch hour outside. Later we discussed it and decided she was just saying this so people would say "oh you don't need to lose weight!"

Now that is TWO damn people I work with who say and do things just to get fucking attention.

GIVE IT UP NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!