Good Riddance!!

I have a bit of sad news. The annoying chick is no more. As of last night around 4:45pm she was fired. According to my sources her superiors were sick of her fuck ups and just decided to can her. She is coming in on the weekend to collect her things. Apparently it was a mutual parting of ways. Which is a corporate way of saying we hated her and now she’s gone, in my humble opinion.

I have to say I’m elated. I was so sick of her stupid stories and hearing about how thin she is and blah blah blah. Goodbye annoying chick, you will not be missed! But now who will we make fun of on our smoke breaks and lunch times? Oh well you don’t often have to look far for a target. It could be YOU!!