I'm not your waiter!

Ok just because I fucking sit by the godamed hot beverage area doesn't mean I'll get you a coffee, tell you when the coffee is ready, tell you when the water in the kettle is ready or whatever else.

Also just because I sit near the hot beverage area it doesn't mean I know how to work the fucking complicated as fuck coffee machine.

SO ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO ARE ADDICTED TO CAFFEINE CAN FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!