Retarded City Names in the USA

Today I was doing some zipcode research and came across these RETARDED city names in the United States. Now i'm not saying Canada doesn't have some retarded city names, for example Guelph...wtf kind of name is that? I think the person who came up with it really enjoyed watching outsiders try to pronounce it because that's all that name is good for. BUT i'm researching the USA not canada

1. Great Neck, NY - what the hell? who came up with that name? were they high?

2. Yonkers, NY - Please tell me that is a native word or SOMETHING!

3. Little Neck, NY - Seems like new york has a fascination with necks.

4. Hackensack, NJ - I'm pretty sure the hackeysack was invented in this town.

5. Bethpage, NY - what the hell is a bethpage? And it can't be someone's last name either i mean BETHPAGE???? Hi i'm Beth Bethpage...

6. Hicksville, NY - I thot this was just something someone said to put people down, but its actually a place. so now when i make fun of people its a real place i'm saying they're from. Hicksville must have a very high population!

7. Fishkill, NY - how original, it would be funny if they didn't even have a lake or a river in this city. Maybe this is where people took their fish to be killed?

8. Pilgrim Gardens, PA - Are there gardens with pilgrims growing in them in this city? did pilgrims make some gardens that are still around?

9. Collegeville, PA - how much do you want to bet there isn't even a college in this city?

10. Christiana, DE - Hmm...i wonder what kind of people live in this city...

11. New Castle, DE - There had BETTER be a fucking castle in this city, i'll tell you that much!

12. Chevy Chase, MD - Yup, your eyes are not deceiving you, there is a city named chevy chase, i would be embarassed to say i was from there.

13. Mechanicsville, VA - i'm not making these up, i shit you not this is an actual city name. maybe they have a school for becoming a mechanic?

14. Fort Bragg, NC - you wouldn't catch me dead in this city i hate people who brag.

15. Mentor On The Lake, OH - hahahhahahahaha oh man, seriously people who came up with that one?

16. Pflugerville, TX - how do you even SAY that name? what rhymes with booger...

17. Seal Beach, CA - If i go to this city and there aren't any seals on the beach i'm going to be pissed off!

Wow either people have no imagination or TOO MUCH imagination. I can't even pick a favorite. Mechanicsville made me laugh out loud when i read it, but then so did mentor on the lake. i didn't know that a city name could have so many words in it. Next they'll be naming cities a whole SENTENCE.