The Weekend

What's the attraction to having a spider or two as a pet? I don't really get it. What fun is it? Is is the same kind of thing as having a glass box full of fish? No, I imagine not. Fish are at least a bit more interesting i mean they're ALWAYS moving, you can watch them swim around the tank, eat food, swim some more and so on. what does a spider do? it just sits there.

anyway...this weekend was extremely busy! Friday night my soccer team was playing their arch nemesis at 6:30. We sucked and lost, the game was over at 8:15. I had to jet from that game to a friend's house to catch a ride to my slo-pitch game which started at 9pm. we sucked and lost and i was in bed by 12:00.

On saturday i was up at 8am to catch another ride back to play the other two tournament slo-pitch games, the first of which to start at 10:15am. we sucked and lost and had an hour and half to drink our loss away. at which point we all decided it would be a great idea to paint our faces. the first one to do it was my friend who got some weird demented looking monkey on her cheek. she then forced me to get something and i decided on the words grand slam. I figured if i wrote them maybe it would come true. it didn't. everyone followed with some sort of sexual inuendo on their faces. we tried to get the foreign guy to get "insert balls here" and arrows pointing to his mouth...he didn't. his nickname is tornado ricky because at the last tournament when our two company teams played each other he took out my friend mildrid on second base. totally plowed her over. he told the face painting chick he wanted tornado written on his face. the face painting chick didn't know how to spell tornado and the tornado didn't know how to spell it..he's foreign so she drew these retarded lines on his face supposedly representing wind? i don't know but it was so lame it was funny. face painting chick was in her twentys...nuff said.

Our second game was better. we actually mercied the team one inning. usually its us always mercied. but in the end we sucked and lost. mildred and i left the feild behind us for greener pastures, home sense and winners. i picked up my mom an xmas gift so it was a good day.

Sunday was the final championship game for the soccer team i coach. they sucked and lost. mind you they didn't suck as hard core as they usually do so i was proud of them. after all it was against our arch nemesis which happened to be the stacked hand picked team. our team is the left overs the other coach didn't want. we did pretty awsome considering they were thought to be shitty players. fucker. i hate that coach i mean honestly these kids are fucking under 12. what the hell? the funny thing is our team was the ones celebrating after our....LOSS! the other team just kinda cheered high fived each other and that was it. we were running all over the feild and dancing around to music we brought. pretty sad.

then we went back to janice's house and drank and partied. great day indeedly. my weekend was action packed, how about yours?