Starting Over Update

So stupid jodie is still there. I'm really growing to despise her she's annoying and self centered. yesterday she got in this big fight with kelly who i happen to like. Jodie is on a diet and she expects everyone to "support" her in it. Meaning don't cook certain foods.

Kelly got pissed (and rightly so) cuz she feels like she can't even eat what she wants. i would be the same. she says "i'm not on a diet so why should i have to suffer" that could sound a bit bad, but i understand. and jodie is saying why can't you support me and shit like that which i see that point too. but she's a fucking hipocrite considering kelly had lung cancer from smoking for 25 years and jodie smokes around her SOOOO she really has no right to be mad that kelly has finally had it and is cooking whatever she wants.

GO KELLY YOU ROCK!

The previews for next week suggest jodie is having another one of her "i can't handle this i'm going to quit" fits. i hope she finally does fucking leave and makes room for someone less annoying!

this is the third season of starting over. You can leave the house in three ways.
1. You graduate: meaning you've worked through all your shit and you're in a better way.
2. You are a big fat quitter and just decide to LEAVE
3. You suck and they're sick of you letting them down so they kick you out.

Many people leave by way of number 1, as far as i can remember there have been 2 people leaving by way of number 2, and there have been a couple who have left by way of number 3.

SO you can imagine my excitement to learn that someone who has either "left" or been kicked out will be returning some time in the near future. Of all the people who have left either kicked out or quit i only liked one of them, she was really cool and reminded me a bit of me but WAY cooler and stronger. i was really pissed she up and quit. Watch it will be one of the others who i hated that come back to annoy me. but they were all people with big characters who will most likely stir up some SHIT in the house so that will be a big plus!! i can't wait.

I was really dissapointed with today's episode that kelly and jodie didn't fight some more. that would have been funny! but today the new chick came, her name is Niambi rhymes with bambi. she used to be a professional jumper whatever that means. i guess she just did the jumping sports like long jump and triple jump. she made money at it and was ranked number one for a couple years in a row.

You know it is very interesting how people don't recognize their own greatness. I mean this chick has been all over the world competing and has won quite a lot but she really wasn't even proud of herself. WTF is that shit? everyone in the house was like why the hell doesn't she get it. but i think a lot of people are that way. I'm sure if i was to talk to Sissy about this subject i'd get an earfull about myself. (BTW I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU ABOUT IT SO I DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOUR INPUT ON THE SUBJECT)

Anyway i have a feeling she's going to annoy me too, i guess i get annoyed rather easily. OH WELL.

Today was a blah day, i started drinking at 2pm, WHATEVER its a fucking holiday alright? Gin and 7 to be exact. I literally spent the entire day on the couch mainly watching animal planet. i love that channel, i totally missed it so much. Then janice called me at 8pm to go for a walk and we did.

It was night and that seems to be when the toads decide to cross the road for whatever reason. Johnny their youngest daughter had a rather large one she was carrying and i told her you'd better watch out cuz it will piss on you. and of course all the girls were saying no, then janice said its going to piss on you and just as she finished it totally pissed all over her tiny hands and she quickly BUT gently put it down long enough to give the legs of her pants a big wipe to get the piss off her hands. that was damn funny.

Janice and i have decided to start walking again since the weather is nicer. i wonder how long that will last... She says we have to start walking so we can get into shape and wear our bikinis, i told her i wouldn't be caught dead in a fucking bikini no way no how. she has one and she's cool enough with her body to wear it so more power to her, but i am SO not in that place. I guess you kind of have to get ok with your body if you've had three children. i mean so many doctors and nurses down there, you really can't be shy can you?

what do you do when you see a baby that is so UGLY? whoever says all babies are beautiful must be fucking BLIND. and what do you do when its your friend's baby you're seeing for the first time? you'd better be a damn good lier. its a good thing that a parent could have the ugliest fucking baby ever but they're too blinded by love to see. WELL ALL THE REST OF US DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY. i wish i could say "that thing is hideous!" of course i wouldn't but i wish i could. so far i havn't had to worry about this situation but i'm sure Beez will be procreating ASAP so if her kids are ugly i'm not babysitting because i dont' want to be associated with ugliness. HAHAHA i'm totally going to get in trouble for saying that IT WAS A JOKE!!!don't send me an angry email!! i wasn't joking about the babysitting part tho, don't dump your kids on me until they're fully potty trained and can pour their own juice!!! OH and they can actually TALK. I'm a picky babysitter when i'm doing it for FREE.

On another note has anyone noticed its that time of year again? you know, the one when mother nature decides to thin out her crop or morons? The roadkill is definitely starting to pile up around here. Mostly i see rabbits and racoons, occasional squirrels and skunks and once in awhile i'll see cats. This past week i saw a possum roadkill for the first time. never seen that. OH sometimes i'll see a porcupine. does anyone else think its weird that someone doesn't get a flat tire from hitting a porcupine, or is it just me?

did you know that the city actually pays people to just drive around and pick up roadkill? and you know they don't even do anything with it they just chuck it into the ditch more or a nearby field depending on the road they're on. That's fucked. could you imagine telling people that you collect roadkill for a living? i wonder how much they get paid. that's pretty retarded that my tax dollars are going to somoene to pick up fucking roadkill. fuck, i don't care if there are carcasses on the fucking road. i guess it goes more to disposing of things like deer and the large animals like that. but still. oh and those roadkill collecters are fucked up people. they think its funny to put a dead rabbit in each other's lockers as a joke. if i found some dead and bleeding body in my locker oozing all over my shit i'd be pissed and there'd be hell to pay.

I've got more to say but i tend to get annoyed when people do long ass posts unless they're actually interesting. if they're interesting i usually end up wishing there was more. but alas i'm not quite interesting enough...maybe i'll get there one day