A Tragedy Yet to be Unfolded...

I think something unspeakable has happened to my good friend Sissy. I haven't heard from her or talked to her in DAYS. I'm worried.

What if she was walking to the mall and there was a hole in the sidewalk and she tripped and fell into a ditch and hit her head on a rock and is now laying there unconscious. She could get really sick or something the weather is still freezing at night. And I mean not many people look in ditches so who knows how long she could just be laying there with blood oozing out of her cracked skull. WHAT A TRAGEDY!

Or what if she was minding her own business watching re-runs of sex and the city in her apartment when to her utter surprise some crazy psycho guy climbs up onto her balcony which is 12 floors up and smashes her window and breaks in? He could hold her hostage there tying her up to her computer chair with her own socks. Who knows what he might or might not do to her? What if she had to go pee pee? What if he just made her go right there? That would be horrible. What if he didn't feed her for days upon days and she dwindled down to nothing but a tiny little midget sized sissy? Or worse, what if he just tied her up, ransacked her very tidy apartment and then left...Just leaving her tied up alone. WHAT A TRAGEDY!

Or what if she's in one of her crazy cleaning moods and while mopping the floor she slips breaking her leg at the knee? Then while she's on the floor trying to drag herself to the phone she pulls on the leg of her desk accidentally knocking over her computer monitor where it lands on her shoulder effectively imobilising her. With a broken knee and most likely dislocated shoulder she lays there unable to move herself any quantifiable distance. She might just end up laying there for days in agonizing pain. And knowing her she was probably waiting to make herself something really great to eat after she did her borderline OCD cleaning. So she'd most likely be very hungry and who knows how long she'd be laying there in pain and hunger. WHAT A TRAGEDY!

Or she could simply be just too busy to grace all her MSN friends with her presence. Who knows, hopefully she's alive and isn't unconscious in a ditch, or tied up, or laying on her bedroom floor with a snapped knee and a dislocated shoulder.

Hopefully I hear from her soon so I can stop worrying about all the horrible things that could be keeping her from MSN.