The Baseball Tournament
So I arrived at the baseball diamond around 7:45 am. Everything started well enough until The Idol (will explain in a minute) and I realized we had a couple of unexpected PSYCHOS on our hands. Well to be fair I did forsee The chick that butts into everyone's business being a psycho but not her husband. THEY BOTH WERE.
How bad could it be, you ask. Well, the chick that butts into everyone's business started yelling at people for one thing. Then the moment someone makes a mistake she tells them to move to a different position and SHE takes their spot. Now going into this I thought she woudl be a great player but it seems you should never assume things. Her skill level was not at all what I had expected. So we get through the first game realizing that we have to deal with being yelled at, we still won.
Our next game is when the shit hit the fan. Not only did we have the chick who butts into other people's business yelling at us but we now had her creepy husband who's pants were WAY too tight, yelling at us as well. NOT a good combo let me tell you. None of us on the team were very impressed to say the least. We make it through that game with a loss. No big deal as most of us just want to go home anyway. BUT we were told since we won one and lost one we might have to play another game. So we have to stick around to find out. So the Idol and I decide to go to the pub nearby and get some lunch. Some of the other people on the team decided to tag along INCLUDING Mr. Loudmouth!!! Mr. Loudmouth tells us that he idolizes someone on our team because she can hit well and feild the ball well. (hence her name "the Idol")
Lunch was pretty shitty because Mr. Loudmouth decides to ramble on and on and on and on and ON about his life in the navy and school before he worked at our company. In fact he wouldn't shut up about it. You couldn't talk about anything else because it would just remind him of himself and something that happend to him so he'd have to talk about THAT. FUCK!!!
Anyway we wait all that time to find out indeed we are playing another game. By this time everyone is sick of the psycho couple and their yelling and insane competitiveness. So the game did not go well. The husband psycho even had a fight with some people on the other team and some chick from the other team wanted to fight him. But the wife psycho was able to calm her creepy tight pants wearing husband down. The game went ok, we lost of course, big surprise and we all went home.
The moral of the story is don't EVER commit to doing some stupid company thing before you know the details of who, what, when, and where. One thing came of it though...I got a free shirt.
How bad could it be, you ask. Well, the chick that butts into everyone's business started yelling at people for one thing. Then the moment someone makes a mistake she tells them to move to a different position and SHE takes their spot. Now going into this I thought she woudl be a great player but it seems you should never assume things. Her skill level was not at all what I had expected. So we get through the first game realizing that we have to deal with being yelled at, we still won.
Our next game is when the shit hit the fan. Not only did we have the chick who butts into other people's business yelling at us but we now had her creepy husband who's pants were WAY too tight, yelling at us as well. NOT a good combo let me tell you. None of us on the team were very impressed to say the least. We make it through that game with a loss. No big deal as most of us just want to go home anyway. BUT we were told since we won one and lost one we might have to play another game. So we have to stick around to find out. So the Idol and I decide to go to the pub nearby and get some lunch. Some of the other people on the team decided to tag along INCLUDING Mr. Loudmouth!!! Mr. Loudmouth tells us that he idolizes someone on our team because she can hit well and feild the ball well. (hence her name "the Idol")
Lunch was pretty shitty because Mr. Loudmouth decides to ramble on and on and on and on and ON about his life in the navy and school before he worked at our company. In fact he wouldn't shut up about it. You couldn't talk about anything else because it would just remind him of himself and something that happend to him so he'd have to talk about THAT. FUCK!!!
Anyway we wait all that time to find out indeed we are playing another game. By this time everyone is sick of the psycho couple and their yelling and insane competitiveness. So the game did not go well. The husband psycho even had a fight with some people on the other team and some chick from the other team wanted to fight him. But the wife psycho was able to calm her creepy tight pants wearing husband down. The game went ok, we lost of course, big surprise and we all went home.
The moral of the story is don't EVER commit to doing some stupid company thing before you know the details of who, what, when, and where. One thing came of it though...I got a free shirt.
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