Wednesday, November 23, 2005

OK this is soooooooooooooooo not good. Remember that chick i was talking about that doesn't shut up? well now she's like the GM of this new company that two of our departments have formed. that means she's like my boss now too. so that means meetings with her, her hanging around me and just seeing her more. this sucks. Should i tell her that the sound of her voice makes me want to shove a hot soldering iron in my ears?

AND another chick that i find really annoying is also part of that. so now i've gained two annoying people that i'd rather not associate with. god that makes me sound like this stuck up person that thinks they're better than everyone. BUT I'M NOT PEOPLE I'M REALLY NOT. i'm not the only person who hates these two chicks in the office. so its not just me if you're thinking that. HONEST!

today was so shitty. i woke up tired. drove in traffic 40 mins to get to school to find out i didn't need to go and it was a waste of precious gas. stayed for 15 minutes to finish up a report i could have done at home and emailed to the teacher. drove home. put on my show that i always watch. fell asleep afterward almost slept too late and could have been late for work. oh ya don't forget the whole day i've had my period with lovely cramps all day. that's nice too, you can't forget that.

My dad once asked my mom and I what cramps felt like. after long deliberation we decided it felt similar to gas pains. but i mean lets be honest its way worse. but that's the closest we could come up with. can you think of something better? i couldn't. its like.....nothing...its just like having cramps lol.

ok i'm tired and my cramps are bothering me....time to open another bottle of wine!

Monday, November 21, 2005

AWSOME NIGHT

What a great night that Xmas party was for sure. I had a blast. It was made even MORE fun because my friend came as my date lol. You know we ended up making money that night.

1. We were able to get free drink tickets from the drunk managers who had a whole stack of them.
2. My boss gave us $50 for a cab ride home. The ride home cost like 30.
3. when we went to the bar after all drinks were put on the CEO's tab.
4. when we needed to eat cuz we were so drunk my boss again gave us more moneys.

So that was sweet getting totally wasted drunk and MAKING MONEY at the end of it. How often can you say you went out on a night of drinking and ended up ahead?

No i did not see no neck guy. in fact i'm not even sure if he was there. good thing i didn't see him tho. otherwise i'm sure i would have gave him the wrong impression and he might have thot i was totally into him or something. unfortunately i did happen to talk to TCG. i pulled his name from the basket of names to win a prize after i won two tickets to the princess of whales theatre for the lord of the rings play, AND a night at the mariott. the funny thing is he came up to me later in the night and was like thanks for pulling my name out of the basket i picked the tv. and i was all confused partly because i was drunk and partly because when i called his name out i didnt even know it was him. that is because i don't even know his last name because i don't care lol. well now i do i guess.

a guy i work with ended up pissing me, my boss and my friend off. he was such an asshole. this chick we were talking to had a really unusual name but a nice name. he said "that's a bad name" ...who says that? how rude is that. what an asshole. so my boss heard that then got pissed at him and made him appologize. then he said some shit to my friend and she got really pissed. luckily for me she respected the fact that i have to work with him and didn't tell him off. that would have been awkward for sure.

Well all in all the night was damn fun! lots of drinking, hot bartender, making money not losing it, and a night with an awsome friend. can't really ask for more!

Thursday, November 17, 2005

SHUT UP!

I work in close vacinity to someone that everyone does NOT like. she always comes around and talks about stuff that no one cares about and then ends up takig a lot of your time you could have used to meet a quota or just spend it doing anything but listening to her stupid stories. She always talks about her kid and her weird fucked family. Now I don't mind hearing about people's kids but they're always stupid stories that she thinks are cute or funny or WHATEVER.

Yesterday she would not leave me and my boss alone. Like my boss even started working while she was talking to her and she STILLLLLL didn't get the hint. It was actually kind of funny and rather hard not to laugh. This chick is the type that you have to sit there pretending to care about what she's saying. OMG I hope I don't have to deal with her at the X-mas party that would suck BALLS. Gross fat man sweaty from just trying to get off the couch kinda balls. Ya there's a nice mental picture for you. YOUR WELCOME!!

So I'll spend my time avoiding TCG, this boring chick, and no neck guy. Though I have no beefs with no neck guy, I just can't stop staring at the void of no neck. Seriously creepy. Good thing I have my bestest friend with me to keep me company otherwise I might have had to resort to entertaining these people just for something to do. Though I do plan on drinking quite a bit!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

X-mas Party!!

HOLY CRAPOLA I really have not posted in a long while.

Anyway the xmas party is this friday. Looking forward to that. Since i'm dateless I'm bringing my bestest friend. The dinner sounds awsome. I'm getting the beef thing. I'm really hoping to see some people inappropriately DRUNK. I'd also like to see some fights though i dont see that happening. It would be awsome though. I am on the other hand interested in seeing certain people's significant others. this will be my first company xmas party EVER. my other job which i had for 4 years there wasn't a chance for xmas parties since we were at our busiest during xmas. AND i was the only employee so some party that would be...me and my boss. wahoo PARRRRTTTYYYY! so anyway i'm looking forward to it.

hopefully i get some juicy stuff to write about!!!