The Annoying Chick

Yesterday the annoying chick got in trouble for spending two days writing something completely the wrong way. According to my sources she was crying about it during the lunch hour. I personally thank god I wasn’t in her vicinity at that time. According to the annoying chick her boss was yelling at her but I bet she was just told to stop doing things the wrong way. The annoying chick thinks she’s super smart and knows everything. So I’m sure she hates to be told she’s stupid and can’t do anything right. Oh well!

I would just like to ask who cries in front of people at work UNLESS they are looking for attention. NO ONE THAT’S WHO!!!!! Well except for the annoying chick maybe.

The Annoying Chick

Today at lunch the annoying chick surprised everyone.

But first I'll give you an idea of what she looks like. She is really really REALLY skinny. She isn't the gross anorexic skinny but close enough. She does however look very sickly. She believes that you'll get skin cancer simply from being in the sun for 5 minutes. So she almost looks like she has some sort of vitamin D deficiency. Its really rather creepy.

Ok so for the past few days the annoying chick has been just drinking what looks like milk at lunch time. One chick asked her what she was eating and she pointed to the milk like substance. And the chick said "omg that's all you're having? How can you do that?" To which the annoying chick replied "I need to lose 5 pounds"

Well my god you should have heard the loud gasp from everyone within earshot. The annoying chick says that her pants are starting to get tight and its easier to drink her milk like substance instead of going out and buying new clothes.

A few of us left to spend the rest of the lunch hour outside. Later we discussed it and decided she was just saying this so people would say "oh you don't need to lose weight!"

Now that is TWO damn people I work with who say and do things just to get fucking attention.

GIVE IT UP NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

The Chick That NO one Likes

Today I got to work and went to put my lunch in the fridge. I look over at the lunch table and there is half of a rather large birthday cake there. It made me wonder whose birthday it was. I continued on my way. I also thought

“oh how nice someone bought someone a cake for their birthday.”

Later I found out it was the chick that nobody likes’s birthday YESTERDAY. And again I thought well that’s even nicer that someone bought her a cake. I asked

“who bought her that cake”?

To which I receive the reply of

“no one, she brought it in herself”.

At that point I burst out laughing. She brought in her own cake just so people would wish her a happy birthday since no one did YESTERDAY, under the rouse of just wanting to get rid of some DAY OLD birthday cake. Good one!!

The Semicolon

Ok can someone please explain to me how the hell to use a friggen semicolon? Does anyone ever use it except when Microsoft Word tells them to change it? I really do NOT get what the point of it is. Who came up with it anyway? They should be shot!

I think it should be taken out of the English language. DOWN WITH SEMICOLONS THEY'RE USELESS!!

New Evidence Suggests Noah's Sons Rode Flying Dinosaurs

When I read this article, after trying to contain my laughter because I'm surrounded by co-workers was, WTF?

Yes yes it is true. You are reading correctly apparently there is a new archeological find in China which suggests Noah's sons must have rode flying dinosaurs to help his father collect the animals for the ark.

I thought this was really stupid and very funny. It seems just a bit too rediculous to believe. But this Christian group really believes it and ponied up $14 Million to buy some of the remains to have them tested for the leather harnesses used to ride them. I found this article through researching various religions for someting I'm doing for work. Have a quick read and see if you found it as funny as I did. All I can remember thinking was "is this actually a real article or just a joke?"

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0605/flyingdinos.html

What the Hell?

Ok when I saw this picture I thought it was something from a movie no way it was real!







But then I was informed of another site where there are picture of "sea/ocean creatures". I've never even seen anything like it ever. And apparently neither have any scientists. Seriously you have to check them out they look like something from a movie.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/seacreatures.html

BRB

Ok this is for all you dumass morons out there. I’m going to explain what BRB means. Firstly BRB is an acronym for Be Right Back. If you don’t know what acronym means you can go to dictionary.com and look it up. If you don’t know what a dictionary is then shut up and leave. Since I never underestimate the predictability of stupidity I have no time for you.

Now when you say you’ll be right back that implies that you’ll be gone for a short period of time. Hence the use of the word RIGHT. If you’re going off to do something don’t say you’ll be right back because obviously that won’t take 10 minutes. Anything longer than 10 minutes is not categorized under the term “right” SO STOP DOING THAT. If you’re going to be back in half an hour then fucking SAY SO. Don’t be an inconsiderate ass and keep someone thinking you’ll be back when you obviously have other plans.

I'm New

Hi everybody!

I'm new to blogging but I find it interesting. I've read some interesting articles about blogging being to print what Napster was to music. I'm not sure I quite agree with that, what are your thoughts?