Boring Day

Today I wanted to slam my head against the desk just for something to do. My god I was bored. Definitely better than cold calling though, by far.

I'm stealing internet right now since for some reason wireless isn't working. i'm pretty sure its something my fucking brother has done since i couldn't connect to our wireless but i could on a neighbors. fucking moron. thinks he knows fucking everything there is to know about computers.

On saturday we bought some margarita mix where you throw it into the bucket with a bottle of tequila and shove in the freezer overnight. It was pretty good. Next time I'd water it down a bit more since i'm not a fan of the taste of tequila and plus it was a bit sweet but it was the best "mix" i've ever tried.

So sunday was just sitting around drinking margaritas in my new giant glasses. It was pretty awsome.

i'm just sitting here trying to think of something to write. nothing is coming to me. not a thing. I'm not really surprised at how boring I am. I think i'm just tired. Normally if i don't have something to write about i'll just make something up. but i can't even bring myself to do that. maybe i need to stop this stupid blog. Its been going downhill for quite some time. ORRRRRRRRRRR maybe i need to get drunk and drunk post.

You ever have a conversation with someone that lasted for hours and both of you were totally drunk? I have and i love them. gives me a chance to talk to the person about things we normally wouldn't talk about if sober. Or if there's something i want to know and they'd never tell me...they always do when they're drunk. the past couple days i've really been having the urge to have a drunk convo. i miss it.

SOMEONE GET DRUNK WITH ME AND TALK TO ME!

Love

Love is a strange thing. I don't think I trust it. Let's look at this whole "love" thing.

1. people do fucked up things in the name of love...like DIE for someone. what the shit is that?

2. women let their husbands beat them to a pulp and say its THEIR fault because they didn't make dinner on time. and oh he's a really good guy MOST of the time. and they don't leave because they say he loves her. WTF?

3. a mother can spend her daughter's whole childhood verbally and physically beating the crap out of her and still say she loves her. that's fucked.

either love is fucked up or people have some fucked up idea of what love is. i sure as hell don't know what the fuck to think. its not like i have a bad example...my parents are still in love...its actually kind of fucking gross.

but that's just one instance. and even then you see all the shit that goes on in a marriage and you think you'll never do that or that would never happen with you. but you KNOW it would. its like you compromise in a horrible way. not the kind where you tolerate someone's "cute" little quirks. but where you start to do everythhing for them and essentially become your boyfriend's mother and the only difference is you fuck each other. THAT'S A FUCKED UP RELATIONSHIP.

...scary thought!

Dream Come True

Saturday was a small dream come true. i FINALLY got to drive a golf cart. I've wanted to for so long now. i even contemplated renting a cart one time just to drive around the course. fuck the golfing just drive around. i may still do that.

the golfing part was bad, i really sucked so hardcore. they all told me i was really good for a first timer but i think they were lying. trying to make me feel better. whatever, it was a good time. you really need to have a good group of people to make golfing fun i think.

Sunday there was a crisis and one of janice's kid's hampster died. so for some reason i had to be there with her when she bought a replacement which was a guinea pig she named scooter. i'm not that fond of the whole rodent as a pet thing. they're not that great and rather boring. same with birds. anything that shits on you really isn't that great of a pet in my opinion. i've had both so its not like i haven't tried them.

then after that we went to a horse show. it was boring. REALLY boring in fact. i kept hoping for someone to get bucked off their horse or SOMETHING. but it never happend. i wish i was drunk i bet it would have been way more fun. fuck, just thinking about it has made me bored. the barrel racing was kind of cool though. its really crazy how fast that fucking horse can run. i bet your first time its pretty scary. could you imagine falling off at those speeds? OUCH! if your ass wasn't flat at that point it would be.

so i guess my weekend was pretty full OH i almost forgot at the golf tournament i won these wine glasses where just one of them holds 32 oz. i'm not really sure how much that is but its fucking HUGE. i wonder if i could get half a bottle of wine in there. oh my god that would be great, only two times to fill up instead of 3 or 4. perfect for the lazy person like myself. also good for frozen beverages as well.

i smell food so i'm going now!

BUSY

Holy shittles i've been crazy busy these last few weeks. Partly because of fucking janice keeping me at her house all hours of the night drinking...ON WEEKDAYS. fucking last friday i had to go to work with a hangover that SUCKED. i'm pretty sure i was still a bit drunk when i woke up. so not cool!!! never will i do that again!!!

today i had to do godamed cold calling again. UGH it sucks. my victims were pizza places in chicago. it was cool though becuase most people just said their manager wasn't in so i hung up. so i didn't really have to dea with bastard assholes. and that was if the phone number worked and if i could even get a hold of people. interested how fucking restaurants don't answer their phones. BITCHIS!!

Yes i spelt that word right...B I T C H I S...say it. its an awsome new word my friend and i came up with. you can pretty much say it for any occasion quite like the word fuck.

still unsure? ok let's think of an example...ok so you're driving and some asshole cuts you off you could go "ahhhhhhhhh what the fuck was that? BITCHIS" another time you could say it is like this "UGH BITCHIS" as a sort of statement of exasperation. or maybe just in anger like this BITCHISSSSSSS it really is very fun to say and hilarious to hear someone else say. so make people say it so you can have a laugh!

so i've been downloading songs from grey's anatomy because i FINALLY found a site that lists songs that were featured in each episode. www.tv.com go there and type in grey's anatomy, then click on episodes then scroll down to the music part. as a result i've found quite a lot of songs i did not like and frankly did not remember hearing. BUT i found a new artist i totally love. she writes very interesting songs. her name is Kate Havnevik. i love her songs so much. i've actually only heard 3 of them so far but i LOVE them. they're somewhat slowish but oh man so nice. if you're interested i suggest downloading "unlike me", "Grace", "Nowhere Warm".

I've been wanting to make a new cd for my car but have had no time which sucks because i'm so sick of the ones i have. i don't ever buy cd's anymore. i can't stand paying $25 for a cd where i only like MAYBE 7 songs from it. fucking rip off if you ask me. those shittastic artists deserve me ripping off their songs when they can't even put out an album with at LEAST have the songs being good ones. what the shit is that? i think they just do it for money and don't really care that their albums are shit!

tonight i filled in on our company's slo-pitch team. that was rather interesting. apparently tonight was the first time they havn't been killed. we lost but like by 1 or two runs and they were extatic. it was pretty funny. one guy swung the bat and face planted into the ground. very funny to watch. i played like shit but everyone was like holy shit you're an awsome player. i just laughed.

tomorrow i'm helping out with coaching the Under 12 girls soccer team, janice's kid is on that team. they suck large. like to the point where its hard to watch. their biggest problem is they just run all over the place then tire themselves out because they're not staying where they're supposed to. stupid fucktards. their second problem is they kick the effing ball into the center of the field. doesn't matter where they are, they could be RIGHT INFRONT OF THEIR GODAMED NET AND THEY'LL KICK IT UP THE MIDDLE INSTEAD OF TO THE FREAKIN SIDE. i'm not quite sure why they keep doing that i mean the FOUR other coaches of this team besides me keep yelling at them but they don't seem to get it. whatever i don't care its not an age group that you can do much with anyway. just be happy they show up i suppose. when i was that age my coach would have never put up with that shit.

today i was surprised with a lovely post mostly about me over at Beezy's blog. it was nice to hear. i normally don't like that kind of shit but lately i've been thinking of her. probably becuase i haven't really talked to her in a while. i noticed we don't really have those really in depth talks anymore. maybe we know each other so well there isn't much more that we don't know about eachother. though i imagine she feels like she can't tell me stuff. which sucks. but if i dont know about then i can't fix it..right?

ugh this post is long i'm going to stop now i hope you all have a great day whenever it is you happen to read this!