I'm not your waiter!

Ok just because I fucking sit by the godamed hot beverage area doesn't mean I'll get you a coffee, tell you when the coffee is ready, tell you when the water in the kettle is ready or whatever else.

Also just because I sit near the hot beverage area it doesn't mean I know how to work the fucking complicated as fuck coffee machine.

SO ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO ARE ADDICTED TO CAFFEINE CAN FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

FUCK!

I got caught today. FUCKING TOW TRUCK DRIVERS. AND FUCKING PEOPLE WHO NARK ON FUCKING STUDENTS WHO ARE TOO FUCKING POOR TO PAY FOR PARKING PASSES BY THE FUCKING SEMESTER. FUCKERS.

I can't be too mad at the tow truck drivers they're just doing their jobs. BUT THE FUCKERS WHO NARKED ON ME WILL BURN IN HELL. MARK MY WORDS I'LL FIND OUT WHO THAT FUCKER WAS AND MAKE THEM WISH THEIR PARENTS WERE NEVER BORN!

NOW I HAVE TO PAY FOR PARKING I'M SO PISSED OFF!

Just Another Day

I saw no neck guy this morning when I was driving to work. I couldn't help but feel kinda bad for him. Our new office is a much longer walk to work than the one before. Its probably a 2 minute drive but at least 15 minutes to walk. And who wants to do that in the morning? Not me I'd rather fucking SLEEP! I didn't pick him up though. We'd have probably gotten into a car accident from me staring at the area where his neck is supposed to be.

Psycho chick came into work today to see the new building. Of course she had all negative things to say about the place. She's probably jealous she isn't working here anymore. I'm glad she's not around. I'm a pretty negative person and even I like the new building its so awsome. Our old place was so cramped there were three people to a one person office. Now the offices are so big they look like they SHOULD have two people in them. Anyway glad she doesn't work there she sucks!

I am happy to announce my company has renounced its policy on hiring ugly men and now there is some eye candy. One guy is an exchange of Finland and I could eat him up he's so cute. He sits pretty close to me too so I can often look at him haha. He hasn't noticed me looking at him a lot yet. But it's only the first day so we'll see.
Does anyone have any ideas as to how I could take pics of him without him getting extremely suspicious and thinking I'm some Creepy Canadian and telling all his friends about this Creepy Canadian Chick that he had the displeasure of working with. COME ON PEOPLE I NEED SOME HELP HERE!!

A New Location

Over the long weekend my company moved to a much larger location just a block away. Boy is it HUGE! My god.

I definitely came out the lucky one in where I was put to sit. I find myself NOT on TCG's walking route any longer. WAHOOOOOOO. This is cause for celebration. I did see him walk by my area once but I made sure there was no eye contact made and he just kept walking. So awsome. Hopefully I can avoid this guy for the rest of my time there. Yes yes I know I'm dreaming. BUT ITS MY RIGHT!

Also since I'm back in school now I'll only be at the office 3 days a week. 2 of those aren't even at full day so that will help keep TCG away from me.

It seems psycho chick will no longer be with our company....hmmm I wonder why....No skin off my back thats for sure!

HOPE I DON'T SEE YOU AROUND PSYCHO!

And it just keeps going downhill

Well today tall creepy guy just got a whole hell of a lot creepier. Ok I"m just going to say TCG from now on it's WAY easier to type and me being lazy and all...well it's perfect.

Anyway near the end of the day today TCG comes to my boss and asks her about some email that she deleted today. WTF? We were both confused.
She was like "what email are you talking about"
He said "some email about fire places"
she said "oh ya I didn't even read it i just deleted it"
(at this point I'm sitting there totally fucking confused...HE WAS FUCKING READING HER EMAILS does anyone else think that is fucked up?)
He said "well i was just curious about it because it is from last september before I started working here"

Ok now I don't really remember the rest he kept mumbling some shit about how he was just curious about the email and she just seemed kind of flustered about the whole. When he left I told her she has a stalker. The whole point of the story is he's fucking reading people's fucking godamed emails. Which pisses me off because now I have to fucking watch what I say in emails to people within the office. That is just way too fucking much work in my opinion. And that also means that I can't talk about HIM to anyone else in emails. This guy is such a fucker.

He is also STILL wearing the same clothes for over 3 weeks now. Same shirt at least, jeans are harder to tell sometimes. I've been told that he smells. Something I didn't need to know but am greatful that I do know so that I can keep away from him and not have to smell him.

I think I'll give you some background on TCG. This is all second hand as I will not talk to him if I can't possibly help it. So as I've said before he's around 28 years old. He still lives wiht his parents. He has two jobs here and in a grocery store. Though I don't understand why considering he lives with his parents...what bills could he have to pay? He is also one of those people who are always negative about their lives. You know the type.."my life sucks""why don't I have any friends" "No one likes me, why doesn't anyone like me?" That kind of shit. In fact the other day he was talking to one of my inside sources about how he has no friends and his life is so crappy. He never has time to go out and do stuff but then what would he do because he has no one to do stuff with. I know, what you're thinking. You're starting to feel bad for this guy and think its sad and that maybe I'm an asshole for making fun of him. WELL STOP IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW! If you feel that way about your life fucking do something about it don't fucking sit around making other people feel sorry for you and thereby hope you'll get an invite to somthing. If you hate your life fix it damit. It's wearing really thin!

Wow all time LAMENESS

Ok I just have to say that people are so weird! Think about all the useless things we have. While researching something for work I came across this link

To which my thought was WTF? If someone actually bought that they have way too much money for their own good and they must immediately give me all their money. If I ever EVER saw someone pull that out and start using it they would automatically give me the right to make fun of them for the rest of their life. No joke that is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen that you can buy.