Noooooooooo

I've been reduced to being a fucking telemarketer. I hate it. Yesterday I got yelled at by some fucking secretary. BITCH. I don't blame them i fucking hate telemarketers. If only people weren't fucking morons and would just hang up there would be no such thing as telemarketing. Fucking people...i hate people. today i managed to fake it so i didn't have to cold call people.

Yesterday was our second soccer game. the team sucks they were killed 4-1. least they scored a fucking goal. they should have killed this shacton team. we had enough to switch the entire team on and off every 10 minutes. yesterday was exremely hot. the shacton team had ONE FUCKING SUB. our team should have run them into the ground. but no they just kept SCORING that's so fucked. our team sucks. wait till i actually start coaching. they're going to hate me. i'm not putting up with any of their shit. fucking kids. i think i shouldn't coach this age. they're all annoying at 10 and 11.

I wonder why guys are such pussies when it comes to pain. one little cold and they're down for the count. try having a migraine for fucking 3 days. when i have a migraine i still go to work. it really surprises me that men are the dominant sex.

throughout nature generally the female is the one that runs things. after sex a lot of the male animals get KILLED. so what the hell why couldn't the human species follow suit? i wonder what a female president would be like. prolly just like the rest of them because she'd have all male advisors most likely. I think the president doesn't do shit. i think its their staff that does all the decision making. i think my point is proven by bush. does that guy do anything at all? i think he just makes appearances and reads whatever they put infront of him.

i have a craving for icecream right now. i don't really have a favorite. what i want really just depends on my mood. one day it might be strawberry ice cream, another just plain vanilla. who knows. i tried this one the other week which was orange pineapple. it was actually good. actually i'd have to say i'm a sucker for banana ice cream, you can't find it very often but MAN i love that shit!

well gotta go to sam's club right now....pip pip toodle pip!

PEOPLE SUCK

Before I get into my fucking rant I just want to say this is my 90th post...so cool almost 100!!!

Rant

my after my 3 fucking hour conversation today at work with an asshole my opinion of PEOPLE and (sorry guys) AMERICANS has really lowered which i never thought could happen.

god, this fucking guy kept me on the phone for 3 fucking hours, like FUCK and an hour of it was AFTER 5PM SO IT WAS MY OWN TIME HE WAS BURNING ugh. dickface. and i have to look forward to talking to him on monday too. i can't fucking wait.

I think i'm going to pass him off to my boss i can't deal i've spent a total of about 4-5 hours talking to this fucker. i'm going to lose it on him. and you can't just talk to him for a minute he's got to talk and talk and talk and talk.

so...now i'm drinking, feels good to vent. don't really have anyone to vent to so a blog is just as good i suppose.

Thirteen THINGS 1. Why don't they make money out of plastic? I've seen a whole novel where its pages were this weird recycleable plastic...why not money? wouldn't that save trees? 2. If you think that if a tree falls and there's no one around to hear it that it DOESN'T make a sound...you're fucking stupid! Just cuz there's no one to hear it doesn't mean it doesn't make a fucking sound ...come on! 3. I'm going to strike a pose with the garbage dragon. 4. I find it rather hard to come up with 13 things to say. 5. which one was blue first...the sky or the ocean? 6. The mosquitos haven't been this bad in a long time. This sucks! 7. its kind of weird how people are obsessed with famous people. 8. This weekend couldn't come fast enough. 9. my fucker next door neighbor started mowing his lawn by my bedroom window at 8am this moring. FUCKER 10. I think i'm afraid of getting old. I'm not afraid to die, i could care less if i die, i'm afraid of the old part. shitting in my pants, not being able to walk, standing up and breaking a hip, needing people to bathe me and dress me. wtf kind of life is that? 11. did you know that they use tang to treat burn victims because it helps promote skin growth? that's fucked. they literally have stores of it in every single hospital. 12. i think its pretty funny when people say they want me to call them, give me their name email and phone number, then when i call them they act all like i'm disturbing them and shit. WTF IS THAT FUCKING SHIT YOU GAVE ME YOUR NUMBER NOW SHUT UP AND ASK ME YOUR STUPID QUESITONS SO I CAN ANSWER THEM AND HANG UP. fuck. 13. and what is the last thing i'm going to say? yup you guessed it...my bike ROCKS because its fucking BLUE! Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. Vince 2. Beezaleez

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Nothing of Importance

I literally have nothing to say. So I'll talk about boring things.

1. I've been enlisted to help coach a girls under 12 team. OH JOY the point where puberty starts to take hold of those innocent cuties and turn them into raging bitches.

2. June 10th I've been talked into playing in a golf tournament. One thing you should know is that I HATE GOLF. I think its the dumbest thing and its insulting to me that its called a "sport". Hitting a ball into a fucking hole in the ground is NOT A SPORT. You dont' even have to be in shape. what the fuck is that? whatever i'm only in it because i'm obsessed with golf carts and i FINALLY get to ride in one HOLLLLLAAAA.

3. I'm obsessed with golf carts. I will own one one day and enhance it like you wouldn't believe. I'm talking gay horn, of road wheels, lowering it, sex lights on the bottom, roll cage, paint job, sweet lights, a new enging that goes FASTER than walking speed, its going to be so cool. If i ever get rich i'm going to own a fleet of them and my friends and i will drive around trying to shoot each other with paint guns. You know you want to try it!!

4. My bike rocks because its blue.

5. I can't wait for the finale of lost tomorrow. I totally hate that Michael fuck, i don't care if he's doing it cuz he wants his stupid kid walt back. you don't fuck with your friends. I mean he even killed people. FUCKER

6. Don't ever watch a movie called "sound of thunder" it is a horrible movie. we watched it cuz we saw that ben kingsley in it. that dude is a fucking amazing actor and has oscars to prove it. WHY DID YOU PICK THAT MOVIE BEN? WHYYYYYYYY? all i need to say is that by killing a single butterfly when you go back in time 65 million years ago to the time of the dinosaurs creates baboon reptiles in your present time...i belive that's all i need to say to prove my point!

7. I'm stopping at 7 because it happens to be my favoritest number. Why? when i was 7 years old it was my first year in baseball. I had the number 7 on my shirt, and i won MVP..so 7 is lucky!! I wish i had a seriousy boyfriend so i could get married on July 7, 2007 that would be fucking AWSOME!

Long Weekend

I feel like a big loser. Everyone has plans for the long weekend but me. The only thing I have planned is to see a free movie tomorrow. The Da Vinci Code.

I don't have high hopes for it as I've heard its a big disapointment. Oh well its still a free movie. starts at 9:30am though which sucks balls. That's rather early. Especially for a weekend.

I wish I had a cottage or a large group of people to go camping with. Though actually this weekend is such a crappy weekend weatherwise for both the cottage and camping that i suppose i don't mind. I mean that would suck to be at the cottage with your friends or family and confined to just the cottage...most of them are so small.

I think i just want to lay around and watch movies the whole time. I feel like withdrawing from the world. I don't know why. I just do. i feel like isolating myself from everyone and just doing nothing. I wish i had my own place. Its much easier to isolate yourself when you're literally by yourself. I mean you can just choose to not answer the phone and there you go...isolated. and you can pretty much bank on the fact that no one will take the time to drop by and make sure you're alright. I mean who's going to worry if they havn't talked to you in 3-4 days. They'll just think you were busy. i guess in that respect i'm lucky my friends are all long distance and can't afford to call. so really the phone is never for me anyway.

I'm actually getting really motivated to clean up the living area around my bedroom. So i guess that's good. I just don't always want to be holed up in my room but i also don't want to be around my family so what's left? the basement, that's what. I need to clean my shit up anyway. I'm such a packrat. but for good reason. many times i've kept something thinking i'll use it later and i've actually used it..maybe not a week later or a month later but i have had use for shit that i've saved. so its not just cuz i can't throw shit out. IT MIGHT COME IN HANDY!

Problem with that is I'll likely grow very bored with that. I find myself getting bored as soon as i walk in the door from work. How lame is that. TOTALLY. I need some new hobbies or a project to work on ...SOMETHING.

i just read over everything and i really don't know where that shit all came from. i havn't even been drinking. ....weird.....

but i'm too lazy to delete it all.

King Kong and Other Stuff

Last night I watched King Kong. The first two hours were ok. Cool graphics somewhat interesting story line. I haven't seen the original so i have no idea what its like compared to it. the last hour however was not cool. it was actually hard for me to watch.

everyone was so cruel to that animal. poor thing. i actually cried it was so bad. they did such a good job of making that gorilla more than just an animal then they fucking kill it. and i mean this was no nice death. it just kept getting shot and shot and shot. i guess it would be like getting shot a million times with those metal bb's i mean it doesn't kill you right away but if you keep getting shot with them eventually you'll die. that's what happend to that gorilla. i imagine that was a painfull death. so because of that the movie gets two fists in the face.

Don't you hate it when people say you've lost weight when you know for a fact you haven't and you've actually gained a couple pounds? it annoys me to know end. I wonder WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BASING THIS ON? i've been told that a couple times lately and i just want to scream when i hear it. i know i know, people are being nice but still its annoying.

My trip to San Francisco was ok. Tradeshows suck. my boss asked me if i was having fun and i said no. why would standing on cement for 9 hours saying the same thing over and over again, enduring foot and lower back pain BE FUN???? i don't get it.

i did however enjoy the food at some restaurants we went to. that was awsome. i had a $45.00 (USD)steak...that was just the meat, the rest of the food was seperate. soooooooo good!!!mmmmmmmmm my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

I also enjoyed bar hopping and not paying for one fucking drink! that was sweet too. HELL YA! We had one full day to sight see, it wasn't as great considering i had a wicked hangover. that part sucked. but i enjoyed the ferry ride, i got to see the golden gate bridge and alkatraz. so it was ok. but definitely the trade show part of it was bad. SO bad and in my opinion NOT worth it. plus the fact that i got SO fucking behind in work back here it took me 3 days to catch up.

I've been watching a lot of shows about meercats and i've decided i want one...a meercat and a penguin and an elephant. they're all so fucking COOL. but i really want a meercat. i wonder how bad they would destroy your home. maybe you'd need to have a special pen for them. and you couldn't let them outside for very long because they would dig outside of your yard. they often dig 10 times their body weight. that's fucked. My dog suki reminds me of a meercat, she often sits up on her hind legs and stares at me, sometimes whines. i wish i could know what she was thinking.

ok i'm off to africa to steal a couple meercats

Thirteen Reasons Why My New Bike ROCKS 1. Really the only reason that matters is that my bike is BLUE the best color ever...and yellow and black, but mostely blue 2. It says hooligan on the back of the seat and side of the bike 3. It has a bunch of gears to allow for a much better work out 4. I slammed into one of janice's kids with my bike, she got hurt cuz her bike isn't as cool as mine and i didn't get hurt, i did however fall into the highway and almost died but my bike is still cool! 5. There's lots of hills around here so i can go hella fast 6. i finally get to have the wind in my hair (i love that feeling) 7. people envy me cuz my bike is so cool 8. my bike has shocks on it DOES YOURS???????? 9. did i mention my bike is BLUE? 10. i can bike instead of walk...walking just takes way too long 11. i can cover way more ground on a bike than if i was to walk 12. hills are way funner on a bike than in a car or even walking 13. basically my bike rocks because its blue and says hooligan on it i mean it doesn't get much better than that!! Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. Vince 2. Beezaleez

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